A Perfect girl for me... WHAAA???

Being straight and single is GAY!

Does that even make sense?

I dunno.. it is just a random thing! People think I am amazing, really im not. I might be decent at making music yeah. but im so useless at girls. My luck and track record with relationship is as good as a fish swimming in the fryer..

hmmm... fish and chips!

Anyways again random thought.

So when I was around 19 I decided to give up pursuing the chase of the fine female and instead devote my heart to the rhythm of the beat. Yeah I got good at making beats and can impress a few people but really. Really, it really sucks!

so im 22 NOW. The last relationship i was in was when i was 18. It seems like milenia. That relationship was awful cos I was like a little kid. I didnt know what to do and how to do whatever.... anyways

the point is I was clueless and stupid.

Anyways... Now that im a super duper beat making machine I realise that well... writing music is nuffink. Cos the greatest ever source of inspiration of getting dumped, getting rejected or gabba gabba, humpa-humpa. And i fink i need that... I need to feel alive again in the heart u know...

So it is my mission now to get a girl for these reasons:

- cuddle wuddle
- extra stress
- share fings like watching tv
- doing things
- (most importantly) feel happy!

So whats do i look for in a girl:

- Knows where Darfur is! and whats going on there (gosh if u dont know what im talkin about please help your soul)
- Has a cute arse. Just a curvey shape like a peach. and it bounces when she walks.
- And a job - So she can buy me things like a can of pepsi or chewing gum.

Meeeh...

I dont know what im talking about... its just running thru my mind!

anyways ummm... I made a song... It kinda sums up my mood for this week of how i want my love life to be:

oKAY - You have to double click at the title! Its a bit wierd! but if u wanna copy of this tune please email moi:

nsgproduction@gmail.com

woop!